Kissing toads and other hazards of dating
Suffice to say the conversation had derailed fairly quickly after that.
When Tony had left for his business trip to Japan the next morning, after plenty of reassurances, goodbye kisses and promises of course, Bucky been on top of the world. He was dating the two most amazing guys in the world and Steve kept giving him these that may or may not have led to a couple dozen M-rated texts for Tony and, well. Until they’d gotten accosted by a red-haired woman on their way back from work.
Under different circumstances Bucky might have found some humour in the fact that a pretty, well-dressed business woman got the drop on two security guards with military experience with embarrassing ease.
As things are though it’s been a long fucking week and all Bucky wants to do right now is curl up on their sofa with his head in Steve’s lap and send Tony ridiculously sappy I-miss-you-more texts. Apparently very much so.“My name is Pepper Potts,” the woman finally introduces herself, her every word as carefully measured as the clothes she wears.
Not that Tony’s pouting wasn’t adorable but maybe if they did own a bunch of rabid fish they wouldn’t have a stranger sitting in their kitchen like they own it right now.
Or for getting distracted by those slightly chapped lips.And Bucky knows that name, has heard it a thousand times before and he can tell the exact moment the same thing occurs to Steve, reads it in the way his boyfriend’s posture looses just the slightest bit of . Tony’s beloved, over-worked assistant that they’ve hadn’t had the chance to meet thus far.Also known as the only woman who’s mere mentioning is allowed to make Tony’s eyes brighten like the goddamn sun, as far as Bucky is concerned.She’s also slender and if it wasn’t for her intimidating glare and the fact that she’s somehow managed to bypass their entire security system, Steve could’ve probably taken her even before his growth spurt.
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